Well, this isn't what we had in mind.
According to the CHB, the Red Sox will put out a press release rather than stand up in front of a press conference and explain the whys and hows of Theo Epstein's return. How exactly will they announce the acquisition of Coco Crisp, when all anyone will want to talk about is Theo. Did John Henry and John Harrington have a mind meld or something? What happened to the open administration over at Yawkey Way?