Wednesday, April 19, 2006

There is no God in Rhode Island...

...which is funny, because didn't they start Rhode Island to get their God on?

I was at a friend's wedding, which was in some retreat in the woods in Rhode Island. At one point, I had to find a store. On the way back, I stopped at a Dunkin Donuts.

Me: Can I get a Mountain Dew and a chocolate stick?

Cute Dunks girl: A Mountain Dew and a what?

Me: And a chocolate stick.

CDG: Stick?

Me: What? OH! You don't have those?

CDG: (Smiles and looks at me like I'm a jerk)

Me: OK, sorry, can I get a chocolate glazed?

What's up, Rhode Island? How do you not have chololate sticks? It's bad enough that Dunks took our cruellers away from us, but to deny me the Go-Bots version as well?

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